Lazy mouthaf***as

These people are really starting to get on my nerves, the people at the hotel I am at just act as if they don't want to help me with anything. Like when I asked for a map she said it's over there and pointed to a big kiosk of brochures. When I asked her could she be a little more descriptive she huffs and gets up and gets it for me. When I ask what's on the tuna sandwich, just tuna and bread she says, ok well do you have cheese, no it just comes with tuna and bread, ok do you have lettuce, it only comes with tuna and bread. Bitty I wanted to add some things, but they act like it's a big deal. Oh the tuna comes out with tomatoes and cucumbers on it, I really hate tomatoes!!! I mean seriously am I asking for much, I'm gonna start snappin on these fools. They measure out every drink they give you so my whiskey cokes and definitely just less then good. I asked for a Iron Butterfly, white russian with baileys instead of milk, I clearly see all the ingredients but the guy says he cannot make them because there's no button on the computer that will register the drink. After a confused look and a little bit of bartering I finally get what I ordered but it was a half glass compared to what it should be. I went to a bar and literally they are measuring their bottles to the milliliter. Oh I go out with this guy from the hotel I'm staying at and ask where's the locals at and my guy tells me of this place after dark and says he will accompany me there. We arrive and seriously there is a lot of men there but I just think that it's early. Then a lot of the guys their are smiling at me, then I look at the few girls there and see they aren't girls. There was about 7 actual ladies, 4 maybes, and a good 5 lady boys. I'm thinkin if this is this guys spot why the hell did he bring me here. Do I put of the gay vibe, luckily I'm there with this other guy from the UK and we are just having a great time laughing about the whole situation. My guy Ronnie even got harassed in the bathroom while he was pissing, I waited until I saw it completely empty and bolted for the bathroom. We soon got out of there and headed to a different bar that was a little bit more to my liking and I met a nice lady from Melbourne who I hope to see when I get over there, 27 and a cutie so I'll keep you posted on that later oh had to lie and said I was 25 but I'll fix that later. Umm lets see, every time I walk around the hotel with my shirt of the hotel cooks just stare and I'm starting to get real uncomfortable. I believe that probably half of Fiji likes boys and met some Fijian girls who assured me they feel the same way about girls. It's just a weird place. Well I look forward to tomorrow being my last full day and then off to Oz where I hear a bar-tending job should be a cinch especially since Candice, 27 year old, has plugs she says. Well everyone I have been banging that Pop Champagne, Love Lockdown, Gym Class Heroes Cookie Jar, also I'm Illy is the best song on the new T.I.

I'm Illy, couldn't mess with me even with a Brazilian Chick